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| Topic Started: May 24 2009, 06:19 AM (496 Views) | |
| Sorin Markov | May 24 2009, 06:19 AM Post #1 |
Imprisoner of the Eldrazi
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some left over painkiller have convinced me to finish off bowie's major tom story arch. this is the final entry, written to the tune of the original. but major tom has become a broken man. he has done some things he isn't proud of. the loneliness of space can do terrible things to a person. state patrol to mister tom state patrol to mister tom put your hands where we can see them and seatbelt off state patrol to mister tom state patrol to mister tom commencing take down example four put your hands up and may god have mercy on you this is state patrol to mister tom you've really fucked up now and the papers want to know whose kids you snatched now its time to face the public if you dare this is mister tom to state patrol i'll be stepping out the door because the evidence in a most peculiar way will prove that i am an innocent man today but for now i am sitting in a cold cell far removed from the world the evidence may prove true so there's nothing i can do though i may be sentenced to life i'm feeling very still and i think shanking myself is the way to go tell my wife she was a cunt, she knows state patrol to mister tom youre facing twenty to life, your life is gone can you hear us mister tom? can you hear us mister tom? can you hear us mister tom? can you... here am i floating in my own blood on the cold floor of my cell it would have proven true this is all that i could do i end on a high note for extra romantacized flavor. Edited by Sorin Markov, May 24 2009, 06:21 AM.
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| Ectopants | May 24 2009, 11:15 AM Post #2 |
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| Sorin Markov | May 24 2009, 09:07 PM Post #3 |
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u know u want it |
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| Ectopants | May 24 2009, 10:01 PM Post #4 |
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o rly |
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| Sorin Markov | May 25 2009, 02:31 AM Post #5 |
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i left a bottle of mustard on the street the other day i forgot until just now, i wonder if it went away? if someone came upon the condiment and said "hey, who left this shit?" and this stranger took it home with them to use on their sandwiches and hot dogs or perhaps they threw it away or just walked on by maybe if i leave now, i can still get to it i'm coming, please wait |
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| Sorin Markov | May 25 2009, 10:47 PM Post #6 |
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i found a penny someone once told me theyre good luck but if they're tails up then you're fucked so i just left it there |
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| Sorin Markov | May 26 2009, 07:03 AM Post #7 |
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dropped by the other day to see how you were the mail man was deep dicking you in the bay window i guess you're doing fine, i'll leave your sweater on the porch and go for a few rounds of drinks |
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| Sorin Markov | May 26 2009, 07:05 AM Post #8 |
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i'm a greaser yeah slicked hair hanging by the malt shop goon arming dames and hating on dweebs it's good to be bad except when you should be good |
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| Ectopants | May 30 2009, 12:34 PM Post #9 |
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teh sun is warm an up in sky when rain is wet kittens die must use umrella shield from rain falled into hole now im in pain forgetted what was up forgetted what was down just ass fucked a guy think he wasa clown |
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| Sorin Markov | Jun 3 2009, 12:21 AM Post #10 |
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Ecto, please do not bring my old work up when I'm trying to get my new career off the ground. How am I supposed to compete with that complete genius that I came up with years ago? (thank you for posting it, this time i'm saving it somewhere.) |
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| Ectopants | Jun 3 2009, 02:37 PM Post #11 |
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I just felt it had to be shared. |
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| Sorin Markov | Jun 6 2009, 06:21 AM Post #12 |
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here comes a monkey it's the money monkey he's here to give you some cash |
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| Sorin Markov | Jun 6 2009, 06:30 AM Post #13 |
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when you look outside and it's sunny you know that you can count on the money monkey! |
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| Sorin Markov | Jun 6 2009, 02:29 PM Post #14 |
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you must think it's pretty damn funny but now you're on the run from the money monkey you tried to rob him and run off with your honey where the fuck do you think he got all that money |
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| Ectopants | Jun 6 2009, 02:39 PM Post #15 |
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Okay is this just the topic where you come in to get high and post whatever comes to mind? |
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| Sorin Markov | Jun 6 2009, 03:05 PM Post #16 |
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no ecto, this is the soulful romanticized writing topic. |
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| Ectopants | Jun 6 2009, 10:54 PM Post #17 |
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oh, my mistake |
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| Sorin Markov | Jun 7 2009, 06:41 AM Post #18 |
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feeling good in the neighborhood i borrowed that one. |
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| Ectopants | Jun 7 2009, 05:35 PM Post #19 |
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I want to know more about this money monkey. |
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| Devil Wolf | Jun 7 2009, 08:06 PM Post #20 |
LIKE A BOSS
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my favorite so far |
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