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Francis York Morgan, ss4kami, useless lurker person, Korr, N805, Kennyan, Choco, Judge Doom

it hurts

>_>

*finishes nuking the Item List*
Shall we begin?

Results!

Main Challenge:
It's Day 30. Yay?

A) I'm pretty excited. This game is pretty sweet.
Positive comments are positively great. Here, take this EXTREME Item Voucher.

B) I'd be a lot happier if my points were higher.
Well, your wish...is my command! Point Total: Multiplied by 5 (or -5, if you're in the negatives)

C) Meh, too much anal Item raping.
I'm sorry that people have been shoving Items up your ass. Tell you what. I'll go ahead and crack open a Starman on you today, and hopes that helps.

D) I kinda no longer care.
That's understandable. Since you don't care, you won't mind me randomly re-arranging your points around, now will you?

E) Tits. Right here, look at these tits.
If you posted a picture of tits to go with this choice, your points are multiplied by 10. If not, you get nothing for being a tit-restricting douchewhore.

F) The real story is that Choco has updated daily.
Pretty amazing, no? +0 points

Bonus Challenge 1:
If you say yes, 10,000,000,000,000 points are yours.

Bonus Challenge 2:
Behind Curtain #1....is a Rare Candy!

Bonus Challenge 3:
So revived.

Team Challenge:
No Team Challenge today. Go rest a while.

Star Gauntlet(Day 2):
A) Door 1
Opening Door 1, you find a narrow hallway. Walking down the corridor, you trip over an object about halfway through. You turn around and notice that it is a giant treasure chest. Opening it, you find a sweet reward. After collecting your bonus, you head to the end of the hall, where another giant room awaits. +1,000,000,000,000 points

B) Door 2
When you open Door 2, you find a hallway. You walk down a short while before you feel yourself step on a switch. The ground you stand on shakes for a moment, then rises. Realizing that this lift is going to take you out of the area, you sigh, knowing you're not making it to the end.

C) Door 3
You take a single step into Door 3 when you find the ground moving. Realizing you're on a conveyor belt, you simply stand still and enjoy the ride. The belt moves you too fast to grab the shiny object you pass, but it does deposit you into the next room. +0 points

D) Door 4
Entering this door, you find yourself immediately in the next room. Since you arrived there so fast, you have time to go collecting things within the room before others arrive. +20,000,000 points, Wad of Cash(x5)

E) Door 5
You grab hold of the door, and slowly open it. You walk through the door, and see a wide path. You head down the hall, and soon enough, you run into a dead end. Noticing no way out, you turn around, and see the man standing there.
“Nice try.” he said. “Too bad, it's all over for you.”

F) Bribe the man ½ your point total to be pointed at the correct door
If the post number in which you chose this answer ends in 0-3, he points you to Door 1
If the post number in which you chose this answer ends in 4-6, he points you to Door 3
If the post number in which you chose this answer ends in 7-9, he points you to Door 4




Right, so Raven did more stuff, all but ensuring that Team Leos dies today. Funny thing, though. MCP has taken possession of first place, ending Team TW's streak of first place players.

Phant, Alch, Luca, Judge, and 317...you five are in danger. Get to the positives today...or go home.








Guardian Spirits: http://promboards.com/pages/guardian/
Items: http://promboards.com/pages/chocolotto/

Main Challenge:
Effective Day 33, there will be a cap of 999 Max MP a player can have. What do you think about this development?
A) What in the fucking fuck, Choco.
B) Finally, Choco does something not retarded.
C) This is in preparation for the Lv. X spells, isn't it?
D) I'll only care if you intend to boost my Max MP to that amount when the time comes.
E) If you must, you must...but dammit, I better get some damned good compensation for the MP you're stealing from me.

Bonus Challenge 1:
Players in the negatives: I will reduce (or in your case, increase) two of your point totals to 1. Why should that be you?
(read: bribe the choco)

Bonus Challenge 2:
First five people to post may take something out of the Chest.

Bonus Challenge 3:
Name an Item currently on the Leaderboard.

Bonus Challenge 4:
Would you like to look behind the curtain? It will cost you ½ your points to do so.

Team Challenge:
Let's write a story, shall we? Each team member posts a single sentence of the story. Similar to the scratch cards, I want this story kept updated in your posts. A team member may not post another sentence of the story until at least one other team member has posted a sentence. There is no limit to the length of this story, but there must be at least six sentences. Points will be earned based on how entertaining the story is, as well as if it makes any sense. Giving the story a title is not required, but recommended.

<B>Star Gauntlet (Day 3)</b>
You enter the room, and find the same man standing there, waiting.
“Well done.” he said. “Well done.” He pointed to a door attached to the wall, 30 feet above your head. “So, I bet you're wondering how to get up there.” he said, snapping his fingers. A table appeared in front of him. On it were three glasses. “You must drink one of these liquids. Choose correctly, and you will be able to float up there and pass through the door. If you choose wrong, well...let's just say that choosing wrong is not what you want to do.”

Noticing the look on someone's face, he added, “If this is too much for you, just let me know.” He snapped his finger, and a door appeared to his left. “This door will send you back to the surface. If you don't want to be here anymore, go through it.”

A) The glass on the left. It is fizzy, and is a orange color.
B) The glass in the middle. It is completely clear, but it is swirling in its glass.
C) The glass on the right. It is bubbling, and is a purple color.
D) Go through the door to the surface.

<B>Star Bonus Challenge</b>
Pick a player who is currently participating in the Star Gauntlet. Then, pick A, B, or C. You cannot pick yourself.

I got new neighbors across from my apartment yesterday, a farmer and his wife. The wife came over twice (husband at work) and asked for some stuff, so, being a good neighbor I helped out. The first time was toilet clogged up with no plunger, so I used mine.

The second just now (9 PM), she knocked as I was going out to smoke and asked me to hang something, but she asked what I was doing and I said "smoking" so she says "Can I have a hit?"

I said "uh.... these are regular cigarettes but..." and she's like "I know what you were doing ;)" to which I produced said completely legal box of Winstons and she's all disappointed. Then I went over, hung up the thing, and she's like "You're so helpful! I think I'll bang you until my husband gets back!"

(You wouldn't want to touch her <_<)

I figured she was the joking type.

But then she asked for directions to Buffalo so I printed some up and she asked if I could drive her, I'm thinking "eeeehhhhh she seems okay-ish, I guess"


But then she said it was to "score some shit" and I was naive and asked "...drugs?"

"Complimentary of course! You can also man, it's your-"

"Uhhhhhhh I don't think so, I need my car thanks"

"PFFT, they won't do shit!"

I then said No and left ASAP.



Weird people, totally good to know they're into drugs since they were asking all sorts of questions like "do you live alone?"

<_<

Absinthe is the bomb.

Used to be friends with this chick, but I have this rule that I don't allow drama in my life. I start realizing she is selfish and causes drama, and that she isn't worth my time. I hit a rough point in my life and decide to seclude myself from everyone for a few weeks. She takes this personally and, after facebook stalking me, sends me a nice, long text message about how I have been essentially cheating on her by spending time with others and how I was such a bad friend for wanting personal space. I think to myself "Fuck it" and just delete her number, facebook, etc.

I guess now, months later, she finally realized I defriended her, and has been spamming me with emails and text messages asking why she was defriended, etc, and claims that, next month at a mutual friend's party, is going to hunt me down and make a scene if I don't explain myself.

I dunno, seems pretty clear I don't want to be bothered by her anymore. I guess it seems cowardly, but I also don't want to explain myself via text message. If she confronts me I'll tell her it was because she was a selfish bitch who is fucked up in the head and I didn't have the time or energy to deal with that. But still, could it be more obvious I don't want to fucking talk to you? Stop flooding my phone bitch.

Give me some ideas for Personal, Professional and Educational life goals for 1, 5 and 10 years from now. It's a homework assignment for my mom. She was complaining about it and I told her it was a 10 minute cakewalk assignment, and if it were mine I would just ask the internet for suggestions and turn in whatever they gave me. So now I am curious what you guys might come up with.

Fucking Umbreon using Double Team until it had the maximum evasiveness.
I had to just wait it out and let it struggle to death.
Then I raped the rest of her team. Then I got raped by Lance's Aerodactyl.