"TOS"

"TOS"
1. No 'threadshitting'. Do not make posts for the sake of posting, and please try to keep your posts new and interesting. Contrary to popular believes, posting 'wat' or 'lolwut' in a topic does not make you look cool. It makes you look like a douche. Please abstain from being a douche. 2. Post whoring will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Keep it where it belongs, on the appropriately labelled spam board. 3. Trolling and flaming will not be tolerated. The occasional wise crack or e-fight is perfectly acceptable, but if it becomes a repeated problem (Syco and Aphotic, anyone?) then the matter will be dealt with accordingly. This means forced buttsecks on said troll(s). 4. Keep your fucking swears to a fucking minimum. This shit goes without fucking saying, as whenever some cocksucker goes and fucking types a fucking swear every other god damn ass raping fucking word, bitches just stop fucking taking him or her fucking seriously. Fuck. 5. Korruptor has some special rules for you, Obey them or C4 will rain upon you: A. You don't ask questions. B. You don't ask questions. C. No excuses. D. No lies. E. You have to trust Korruptor F. A-E are the only rules... 6. Porn is tolerated, but must be marked accordingly, seeing as how someone may be on a public computer. What happens if Billy is on Project Mayhem and innocently clicks a link that CLAIMS to be about cooked cabbage, when it is really a hot chick taking it up the bum from an elephant? All Billy wanted to do is learn about cooked cabbage, and yet you and your unmarked porn went and gave him an erection. Now Sally, who is on the computer next to Billy and is also the subject of Billy's crush, sees him looking at hot elephant-on-woman action and is disgusted, thinking him to be some sort of sick pervert. The librarian standing behind Billy isn't too impressed either, and Billy is banned from ever going to the library again. See what you've done? Ok ok, you can post it, but put a "!" warning to it to mark it NWS. 7. Be yourself, but don't be yourself AGAIN. This includes you, Leo! Violation of these simple rules will result in forced hobo-sex. So mind the hobos and obey the rules.

1. No 'threadshitting'. Do not make posts for the sake of posting, and please try to keep your posts new and interesting. Contrary to popular believes, posting 'wat' or 'lolwut' in a topic does not make you look cool. It makes you look like a douche. Please abstain from being a douche.

2. Post whoring will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Keep it where it belongs, on the appropriately labelled spam board.

3. Trolling and flaming will not be tolerated. The occasional wise crack or e-fight is perfectly acceptable, but if it becomes a repeated problem (Syco and Aphotic, anyone?) then the matter will be dealt with accordingly. This means forced buttsecks on said troll(s).

4. Keep your fucking swears to a fucking minimum. This shit goes without fucking saying, as whenever some cocksucker goes and fucking types a fucking swear every other god damn ass raping fucking word, bitches just stop fucking taking him or her fucking seriously. Fuck.

5. Korruptor has some special rules for you, Obey them or C4 will rain upon you:

A. You don't ask questions.
B. You don't ask questions.
C. No excuses.
D. No lies.
E. You have to trust Korruptor
F. A-E are the only rules...

6. Porn is tolerated, but must be marked accordingly, seeing as how someone may be on a public computer. What happens if Billy is on Project Mayhem and innocently clicks a link that CLAIMS to be about cooked cabbage, when it is really a hot chick taking it up the bum from an elephant? All Billy wanted to do is learn about cooked cabbage, and yet you and your unmarked porn went and gave him an erection. Now Sally, who is on the computer next to Billy and is also the subject of Billy's crush, sees him looking at hot elephant-on-woman action and is disgusted, thinking him to be some sort of sick pervert. The librarian standing behind Billy isn't too impressed either, and Billy is banned from ever going to the library again. See what you've done?

Ok ok, you can post it, but put a "!" warning to it to mark it NWS.

7. Be yourself, but don't be yourself AGAIN. This includes you, Leo!

Violation of these simple rules will result in forced hobo-sex. So mind the hobos and obey the rules.