Goodness, what have I done!

I don't like Internet business much,

but I do like this. Thanks, Speed.

Yeah. I registered because of my "I fear someone is going to steal my name" syndrome. Blame that.

In this topic, we're lorry drivers.

Change gear, change gear, murder prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder...

The blogs!

They are alive again!

Or rather, alive for a very short period of time, since I have interesting things to report on besides the same old stories of ethicists and razor paraphernalia. So, give me some material to work with, and I'll make you something good?

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Quite a nice site I came across.

Make your own badges on this site, and have them printed on a refrigerator magnet, frisbee, condom or tampon!

http://says-it.com/badge/

Too bad the image gallery is filled with 4chan's desperate attempts at being funny, but that's only a minor letdown.

Dear Brandon,

I do highly appreciate the beads and mirrors you've given us natives today, but would you kindly fix some of the problems Zeta has had ever since the conversion? The post delete function may be a very boring one to fix, but one people can appreciate. Only people who are sexually aroused by spreadsheets care much for the ability to make charts of things.

Yours sincerely,

Triforce F. Wisdom

P.S: Get rid of the damned edit notifications.

Haven't really updated this thing for some time.

When you don't have time, updating is easy, but hasty. When you do have time, you hardly ever do it. Anyone else notice this? Guess this means I perform better under some light stress.

Guys in Distress 2

Google Analytics tells me that this particular page ranks among the most popular search engine phrases leading to Project Mayhem. Of all things, a two year old blog entry less than a hundred words in size about a weird fringe fetish is what gives ProM visibility in search engines?

Perverts.

To Zeta, or not to Zeta...

Thank you, Phazon, for reminding me of this block of wood, eh, "blog" I've been trying to keep alive for the past few weeks. It really needs an update. Hence the new category. Allow me to explain what its use is going to be, and what you can expect from me.

As you might know, I do occasionally have a look at Zeta's "directory". This basically is a list of all Zetas that weren't converted from Invisions, thus a lot of them were created somewhere in a timeframe from now to about a year ago. There aren't that many successful boards, and it has its reasons. Most people seem to have unrealistic ideas of what Zetas can actually do, some think active members will just materialize in front of you if your board looks good enough, and some just have a stiffy for "power".

I will take you through these failed yet often humorous attempts at starting a vivid community and hope we will encounter enough material to fill a slapstick comedy with. If you can stand the oder of freshly baked Zeta-failures, that is!

If I ever decide to go on a rampage...

This is how I will do it.